Published on September 7th, 2012 | by Daniel0
Liam Gallagher Goes for Prince Harry: He Would Get Pissed and Naked Every Night if he was a Ginger Prince
What do you give to a privileged prince for his birthday? Yes…a nasty little surprise from a Gallagher.
One of the forms of discrimination that are still largely acceptable is that directed towards redheads or ‘ginger’ people as they are often referred to in a derogatory manner. Prince Harry of Wales is no exception. Being the third in line to the British throne does not protect one from taunts from the likes of Liam Gallagher. Here is a gem that he recently unleashed on the unsuspecting royal: ‘If I was a ginger prince I’d get pissed and naked every night’. The Beady Eye man is not known for his graces or sensibilities. He proceeded to call Russell Brand a ‘dick’, a sentiment which many might share but could hardly ever express.
Was it an insult or a compliment?
Apparently the Gallagher thinks that the Windsor is cool. The only problem is that English (or Germanic-Anglo) princes are not supposed to be ‘cool’. They are supposed to be stiff and beyond reproach. Recently Prince Harry broke the mold by going to Las Vegas and doing some pretty naughty things with a bevy of girls, one of whom has since been arrested for some kind of fraud. His benefactor (if you can call him that) is a sleazy so and so who just happens to be stinking rich. Of course this is not the first time that good old Harry is being naughty, despite the painful attempts by the hypocritical moral brigade to protect one of ‘Diana’s Boys’. Occasionally he has referred to ‘our Paki friend’ and is not immune to the charms of a Nazi uniform.
Who can blame the poor lad with a grandfather like Prince Phillip of Greece? In any case he can count the Beady Eye frontman amongst his numerous friends (whom he does not know personally). Liam Gallagher admits that he would like to party with Prince Harry. However he admits that he has never gotten so ‘bladdered’ that he got naked. Thank God for tender mercies. Can he handle his booze? You bet he can.
The Oasis man is letting rip
There were slightly less complimentary reviews for Russell Brand who coincidentally happens to be dating Geri Halliwell, the serial dater from the Spice Girls. With barely concealed disingenuousness, Liam says that he does not really care about Brand’s relationships but as far as he is concerned anyone can do better than him. He had kind words for Geri saying that they both have small dogs and they get on, having met on Hampstead Head. As for the Spice Girls (‘old dears’ according to him), he thinks they were better on the booze after their performances at the Olympics.